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WTF? why is Ochocinco running around ass-naked?

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This video leaked of Cincinnati Bengals
wide receiver Chad Ochocinco 
being one with nature.
Apparently he was taking a jog in the woods,
wearing nothing but Nikes.
or are those Reeboks?
whatever, just watch #85 in his birthday suit.



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guess he didnt have time to throw on his UnderArmour

Dude crashes Jay-Z's stage; gets tossed on his head

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If only they had done Lil Mama like this at the VMAs,
it would be soooo much funnier.
A fan jumped onstage at Jay-Z's concert in DC last night.
Check this out:



LMAO.
The story goes that this guy jumped onstage
and was walking around like he was supposed to be there.
Jigga's security soon swooped upon that ass
and tossed him like Uncle Phil.
Apparently he hit the floor pretty hard;
and laid there for about 10 minutes before anyone could get him up.
I wouldnt be surprised if he sued at some point in the near future.

Trina Naked Flicks! [NSFW]

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these photos apparently "leaked" from Trina's phone.
besides the nudes there are photos of her with her ex Kenyon Martin,
some showing her crying,
and still others showing rashes on her body



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sixvid: Soulja Boy- Pretty Boy Swag

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And Just as you were beginning to think Soulja Boy's 15 minutes were FINALLY UP......he comes out with this fuckery...that sounds like it was recorded after he got done shaking his ass all the way up a hill......

Knock-Off Kardashian

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First Kim Kardashian steals someone's Logo then taking someone's fragrance idea, and now Ripping-off Fendi?

One of the Dresses Kim wore 2 weeks ago to the New York Shows representing her Bebe collection(which she was also was heavily criticized for because she was suspected of wearing booty pads) looks awfully redundant, n'est-ce pas?

...and in 2009 it was Fendi wasn't it, who showed a collection of Hooded Corset dresses....

She goes on record to have said that she "doesn't create the line" but whoever does, might not want to mess with Karl Lagerfeld! It's a very thin line when it comes to copyright laws in Fashion.

umm Rihanna...

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top: Grace Jones
bottom: Rihanna

All right RihRih...
dont do too much,
or you'll be an Amber

Rih teaches talk-show host how to Dutty Wine + performs Rude Boy

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Slayhanna appeared on Alan Carr's talk-show 
to perform her single Rude Boy;
& while she was there,
she gave the British comedian some tips on her Caribbean dance moves.
check it out:



lmao.
its true that you do indeed need hair to accomplish the Dutty Wine.
maybe she can borrow one of Beyonce's lacefronts.
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never mind,
she needs them to protect her skull.


here's Rih Rih performing Rude Boy


interview pesters Bey; she says she "killed Sasha".

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Beyonce had an interview with 
the Token Black Guy AJ Calloway of Extra
check it out:



she looked like she wanted to snatch his wig off.
he kept asking her the same dumb ass questions
that im sure she's tired of answering by now.
she seemed so annoyed by the end of it all.

Amber Rose channels Grace Jones...again.

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Kanye West's website was recently re-launched,
and guess what the first thing you see is?
Ye's jumpoff Amber Rose,
re-creating a Grace Jones pose.

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hmph.
this is not the first time Amber has jacked Jones' swag.
Here are just two examples below:

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There's something to be said for paying homage,
but I dont know.
How many times can you pay tribute 
before you turn into Beyonce?
How do you guys feel about this?


you can check out Kanye's website here

Young Berg claims he didnt get robbed *side eye*

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Rapper Young Berg addresses the allegations 
that we was robbed and pistol whipped 
in his home earlier this week;
Check it out:



he is so gay...


ANYWAY,
Law enforcement officials say that around 2 a.m. Monday,
four suspects entered Berg's California home 
with weapons while he was having a get-together.
According to reports, the intruders pistol-whipped two people;
one of whom was allegedly Young Berg.
Officials also says the suspects robbed 8 people 
and made off with $10,000 in cash and jewelry...




Rihanna + Nick Cannon . . .G4L ?

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lmao at this video.
Nick Cannon thanks Rihanna for being such a good friend.
But does she even know him?



I honestly cant tell if she was being serious or not.
#thatstheshade

Kim K incurs a lawsuit *side eye*

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As some of you may know,
Kim Kardashian's new fragrance launched last week.
The perfume bottle features
a distinctive double K logo, for Kim's initials.
The problem? The logo probably wasnt Kim's idea.
Check out this photo:

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Now doesnt the logo on Kardashian's fragrance
look strikingly similar to the necklace charm on the right?
Lindley Bertin, creator of Korcula jewelry line, sure thinks so.
The jeweler sent Kim one of her necklaces as a gift,
and was ecstatic to see Kim wearing it in public...
until this happened.
Bertin has already enlisted counsel on the situation
and will more than likely file a lawsuit.
smh, crime doesnt pay.

part of your balanced breakfast.

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lmfao.
omg this is funny.
halftime at the Raptors vs. Nets game,
the Toronto Raptor "ate" one of New Jersey's cheerleaders.
check it out below:



lol, he probably went to the locker room to let her out.
or did he...?

RihRih's Birthday Party

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Rihanna celebrated her 22nd birthday in Phoenix this past weekend.
Here's a photo that surfaced from the party:

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I guess midget strippers are whats hot these days, yes?
It wasnt just all miniature lapdances, however.
Gifts included a custom diamond necklace from boyfriend Matt Kemp,
who was also the party's host.
To top it off, the cake was decorated with Rih-Rih's tattoos.
Looks like her 22nd birthday made up for her crappy 21st...


*UPDATE*


we just got an update on this story
below is the video of the lapdance Rihanna got from the tiny stripper.
check it out:




#AwHellNaw - Gold Diggers In Training .

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This week on Tyra,
she featured mothers who are teaching their daughters
to value men for their money.
check out this bullsh*t below.



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Fail Friday - Shaniqua Takes A Tumble

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check out this video of your little sister singing Keri Hilson;



lmfao.
it looks as if the chair willingly slid out from underneath her.

Ronnie Gay-Bashes

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Ronnie doesnt like you homos.

those of who you torture yourselves with tune into 
MTV reality show Jersey Shore 
may remember when musclehead Ronnie got into that "brawl", 
[a word which here means, "wrestling match that was blown out of proportion by Italian egos"], 
that he got into on the boardwalk,
when a random guy made a smart remark about Sammi's Bump-It.
what MTV didnt show you is Ronnie's use of homophobic slurs a few minutes before the "fight".


if you care at all, read the full story and watch the video on TMZ

lmfao.

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this is what happens when 
a pair of BeyGaga stans/cinematography majors 
have too much time on their hands.


not a pussy pop or a dress made of licorice in sight.
BeyGaga would be so ashamed.

having a ball...wish you were here.

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#work big-boned cunt in the purple shirt.

smh.

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Usher performing "U Dont Have To Call" back in 2001
you can tell its `01 by those jeans




What happened to that?
I didnt think I could feel any worse about that All-Star game performance,
but this did it.